Trying to get some froyo in peace

Last night I was out with my undergrad, Cakes, and we were trolling.

For frozen yogurt!

Yup we were prowling the streets to get a delectable treat to take back to her place.

So for the full effect, I was wearing jeans and an oversized Nebraska hoodie in grey.
------>Clearly not looking to pick up anyone or even be noticed!

I just want my froyo!

So first off...we were walking to Yo Pump when this car drives up on the side walk. Yes the side walk chile!

Now if y'all don't know anything about UNC-Chapel Hill pedestrians let me start by saying

THEY CRAY  They are down right insane. Certifiable. They need medication. Chemistry is the only thing that will help their mental delusions.

Why are they cray?

They're cray because they exercise their right to walk with RECKLESS ABANDON!  They will walk right out in front of a moving car simply because they are in the cross walk.  They care not that the car is going 30 mph and the driver will have to slam on brakes not to hit them.

Even worse...they do that even when they don't have a crosswalk because why? Because pedestrians have the right of way.

A UNC student would definitely walk out in front of that car even if it was that close to the cross walk. C-R-A-Y!


The thing they always forget is that having the right of way and being RIGHT isn't worth getting injured or dying for. Not this particular right. Now I'm down for the cause with women's rights, civil rights, queer rights, but the right to walk across the street whenever you want? Nope....I'll pass.

Anyway.... so Cakes and I are walking and this car stupidly drives onto the sidewalk. There are 2 parking lots that are attached via this sidewalk that is wide enough for a car and this girl is trying to drive to get out of the parking lot. Needless to say, driving onto the sidewalk isn't the way but she does.

Now I am not a UNC pedesterian. I was trained by my momma and good ol' common sense. If I get hit by a car it will hurt. If the car hits me, it will roll right on over my broken body. In light of that....I started moving towards Cakes so as to avoid getting hit by this car.  Cakes continues to walk straight. She doesn't flinch or shuffle. She moves not an inch to the left as the car approaches on the right. As the young ones say "no fucks" did Cakes have for this car.

I did!

I eventually pushed Cakes with my shoulder to get to the left at which point she goes COMPLETELY OFF!

"NO! THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING SIDEWALK! I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE IN THIS SPACE AND THIS CARE DOESN"T......." Y'all get it.


Yup Cakes wasn't happy but I wasn't getting hit for any reason.

So we get our froyo and we come out the door when some young White gentleman walks by and says "Hi" to me.  I hesitated simply because: Hoodie and jeans.  I assumed he couldn't have been speaking to me.

Then he says to his boys "Oh....she dissed me" as I said hi back.

Apparently the hesitation was the diss....

And goes on and on with his friends as Cakes and I walk the other way.  Then Cakes looks at me and says.....

"But you don't even like boys. Its not a personal affront. Its the whole subspecies. Its not him. Its you."

iHollered.

Gotta love my undergrad!