Green Eyes

So....I have this interesting problem.

Every friend I have, except Shannon, has a male significant other that has expressed in  one way or another that they are jealous of me.

Jealous!

Why?
I asked the same thing and I've gotten variations of

"You're such a great cook and I'm over here all the time to eat."
"I'm always with you"
"He's jealous of how close we are"

Y'all! I get it. I'm amazing. But I'm a lesbian and you are not! You know I don't want you as anything but a friend. But these men....apparently they think you could be swayed by a homemade tomato bisque and death by chocolate. <--Ludicrous!

The pound cake is good but it ain't "change your sexual orientation" good!

I have no interest in turning my straight friends and honestly I find exactly zero of y'all attractive in a sexual way. You're my friends.

What I will say is this......

I shouldn't be able to out-friend your significant other.

If I'm better to you as a friend than he is as a boyfriend, the problem is him.
He needs to do better.

I know I'm different. I've been told every which way that the way I care for my friends is above and beyond. I get that. But y'all should demand as much as I'm giving you as a friend from the person who quite literally enters your body. Your significant other should be, at minimum, as good to you as I am.

And fellas, if you see what I'm doing and are thinking "damn she's hella good to my girl" feel inspired. Take it upon yourself to do better. A half decent home cooked meal (that doesn't make her sick) will go a long way....far longer than my culinary genius because she's got feeling caught up in that with you.
Be ye not discouraged but press on towards being a better significant other.
I believe in you!
My friends deserve your effort!


Don't get out done by a platonic friend because I'm not going to be less of a friend so you can look better.