Love, Simon

So we went to a movie....

then dinner....

then dessert.

If it looks like a duck, waddles, and quacks? Its a duck.

If it looks like a date, lasts until midnight, and you wanted to kiss her after? Its a date.

I really want to understand what's happening but I also like what's going on and don't want it to stop.

We hang out. Its like what I would think having her as a girlfriend is like except I don't talk to her as much as I'd like to. I mean you should have seen the set up.

Are you here yet?

No, I'm getting candy. What do you want?

Snickers or anything peanut butter and chocolate?

Cool. Got it. Coming now

Its so regular you could almost thing its the real thing but its not. And that's what I have to remind myself of all the time.

She's coming to my celibacy celebration dinner on Thursday.

We're probably going to see Disobedience in theaters soon.  

At some point, I hope she breaks its off with the girl.

I can tell you this.....I won't stay around if she doesn't.

If I get the feeling things are getting more serious between them, I'll just end this thing we are doing.

Because friendship applications aren't open.

I'm trying to date you.

I'm trying to make you mine.

That's what I'm here for.

I've got mentors, besties, med school besties, my boys and applying to get in the door with Obstetrics and Gynecology.

That's plenty.

So if you're not here for the role of girlfriend/future wife, I've got other things that need my attention.